Sittin' in your front yard, drinkin' lemonade 
Suburban life, a pretty wife, 
you think you've got it made 
But you don't know, what's in store, 
for you and your family 
I'm movin' in, right next door, won't you welcome me ? 
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood 
And I hope I didn't ruin your day ! 
Won't you be my neighbor ? 
I brought my life, my ugly wife, 
my dirty dog with fleas 
My kid's a punk, and I'm a drunk, 
this I'm sure you'll see 
Yeah you don't know, what it's like, to live in misery 
Welcome to, home sweet hell, 
dissatisfaction guaranteed 
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood 
And if I could I surely would 
Invite you in and say... 
Won't you be my neighbor ? 
Won't you be my neighbor ? 
Won't you be my neighbor ? 
Won't you be my neighbor ? 
C'mon I don't think you'll find 
A place to live in peace of mind 
You're gonna live in misery 
When you're livin' next to me ! 

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood... 
Raaaah ! Won't you be my, won't you be my 
funky neighbor ?! 
Well I drink, and I stink, I smoke, yeah I'm a joke ! 
I try all night and day to get a piece of 
the action, a-haa ! 
And you should know by now you're never 
gonna forget, a-aaa ! 
Now I know just what you're thinkin' 
It could be out 'n' you're drinkin' 
So don't you knock it until you try it 
It could be you in a little while ! 
I hope I didn't ruin your day ! 
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood 
I dig your wife, she sure is good 
It's a beautiful day in the neighboorhoor... ha, ha, ha !